Tips For Losing Weight – theonion.com


Posted: November 13, 2017 at 12:48 pm

Losing weight is a constant struggle for many Americans, but advancements in health research have made slimming down easier than ever. Here are some tips for losing weight.

Instead of taking the escalator, consider scaling the building

Save your troughs for special occasions and switch to eating off plates and bowls for most meals

Earning more than $90,000 a year is a great way to start

You have to try whatever it is Rachels doingshe looks fantastic!

Make yourself really earn unhealthy treats by keeping them in a sealed box at the top of a 15-foot greased pole

Eat as much cabbage soup as you want, pal

To become more mindful of how much youre eating, try breathing between bites

Instead of taking the car for short trips, consider walking, or at least rolling

Try to squeeze into your old wedding dress, tear it a little bit, and then sit and cry with it half way up your hips

Dont get discouraged if you slip up with your dietjust start fresh in a year or so

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